so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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