quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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