Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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