so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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