No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so let's talk penis.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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