Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The best revenge is premature balding
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I deserve this hangover.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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