what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
There r osticjed everywhere
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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