In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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