it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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