my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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