just survived the first fart of the relationship.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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