We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
