just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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