i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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