He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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