The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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