porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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