he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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