But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
she told me i tasted like america
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
3 2 1 whiskey
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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