I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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