this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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