Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
time to smoke my breakfast
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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