Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
