Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I fill condoms, not promises.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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