imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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