My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Less talking, more tequila
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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