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I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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