He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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