hell yes lets make some ravioli
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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