We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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