im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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