Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
