it hurts more in the daytime
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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