It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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