I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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