Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
4 words: hood of his car
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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