Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
foreskin is a definite game changer
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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