Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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