He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
