New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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