quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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