so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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