do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I can't turn off my feet"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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