it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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