Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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