She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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