you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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