But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
