where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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