i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Is it penis luge time yet?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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