Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Randomize
