dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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