Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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