dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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